Wednesday 15 July 2015

Prime Day

Here's my new conspiracy theory Amazon's Prime Day is the start of a world domination plan to take over all holidays before creating an elite society known as the primes who will control the global economy and subjugate the subprime underclass who will have to wait up to three working days for their pet hair lint roller refills.  It's on the internet now so it must be true.  If you don't believe me wait until the hostile takeover of Hallmark in the next few years which will mark the acquisition of Valentines and Mothers/Fathers day to add to their current portfolio of Black Friday.

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